No littering. Place all your personal belongings in the overhead compartments. In case of emergency, a bag will be found on the back of the seat immediately in front of you.
CONTRACT: By accessing this site, the accessor agrees to be bound and, at the sole discretion of Puppy, quartered, by the following Contract. Neither Pupsworld nor any of its employees has the authority to waive any provision in this contract without a sizeable donation. Terms shall be enforced under the laws of H.H. the Eternal Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani, New York, New York, "The Empire State."
DISCLAIMER: This site is provided solely for therapeutic, entertainment, and/or cathartic purposes. It has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and is not intended to diagnose, cure, or prevent any disease. Only legal adults who wish to view and/or read the material within Pupsworld may view and/or read it. If you do not wish to view and/or read this material, go somewhere else. Exception: If the material you do not wish to view and/or read includes only the previous sentence, you may stay.
RESPONSIBILITIES OF THE ACCESSORS: Accessors agree neither to harm Pupsworld in any way nor to take any action that will cause Pupsworld or any other party any harm. In particular, the aforesaid Accessors are forbidden and enjoined from: laughing at Puppy, making fun of Puppy, or thinking negatives thoughts about Puppy. For the purpose of the preceeding sentence, Puppy is not an Accessor even when he accessorizes. Accessors are further enjoyed from disseminating or furthering the dissemination of any negative comments about Pupsworld in any forum whatsoever, or using or attempting to use the facilities of Pupsworld to bomb third-world nations. Members of the United State Government are exempt from the preceeding clause, as well as all other laws, regulations, and treaties that may be promulgated under the auspices of Pupsworld or any other agency. All Accessors in any "chat" channel are expected, as a matter of common courtesy, to display wit, erudition, and excellent spelling. Violation of this provision may be punished by summary execution.
Pupsworld is protected by password. The password is <rosebud>. Accessors are expected to safeguard the security of this password, with their life if necessary. The aforementioned password is not needed for access to the site, but may be required by Pupsworld's security forces, which reserve the right to visit Accessors at random times in order to test Pupsworld security.
Do not leave the password in an obvious place such as your wallet or purse! If you forget your password, it will not be possible for you to identify yourself to Pupsworld's security forces, which may include any or all of the following: all state and local police forces, the TSA, Department of Pupland Security, FBI, CIA, NSA, NASA, PBS, Interpol, the UN, black helicopters, and large silver disks. PUPSWORLD IS WATCHING YOU! ACT RESPONSIBLY!
ADVERSE INDICATIONS: Although Pupsworld has shown no mutagenic effects in laboratory mice, its effects on pregnant women have not been evaluated. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while under the influence of Pupsworld.
RESPONSIBILITIES OF PUPSWORLD: Pupsworld will undertake to employ its powers of sole discretion solely discretely. Pupsworld will undertake to insure the continual operation of its site whenever it feels like it, but may temporarily or permanently discontinue at any time for any reason or for no reason at all. This clause notwithstanding, Pupsworld will strive to insure that its employees practice excellent oral hygiene at all times.
CLAIMER OF IRRESPONSIBILITY: Pupsworld does not accept responsibility for damage to health, including, but not limited to, eyesight, heart failure, hemorrhoids, impotence, gastro-intestinal discomfort, seizures, herpes, rabies, or distemper. Pupsworld is provided on an "as ease" basis. Pupsworld is not responsible for any Acts of God or of any other deity or demiurge including, but not limited to, blood, pestilence, plague, flies, murrain, boils, myrrh, and slaying of the first born.
Pupsworld is not responsible for any of the material it posts whether offensive, inoffensive, offensively inoffensive, adult in nature, childish in nature, tortuous, torturous, or libelous and shall not be held liable for any loss of love, libido, self-esteem, or other damage which may come from such material. Accessors shall indemnify and hold harmless Pupsworld from and against any all claims, costs, expenses or liability arising out of Accessors' use or misuse of Pupsworld or its site or any of its occupants.
WARNING: Use only as directed. Wash after handling and before eating or smoking. Avoid inhalation. To avoid possible staining test first in any inconspicuous place and check results the following day. In case of accidental overdose, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.
Pupsworld is not responsible for your failure to follow these or any other rules.
If you <AGREE>, you may go back to the age statement and agree to that also.
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